About

Felix “Aztec Warrior”
Bringer of the positive energy and child at heart

Wes “I Got an Idea”
Simply the best. If only clone machines existed

Brandon “The Rock Star”
Shreds the guitar as good as he shreds lettuce

Eli “Mystic Metal God”
Screamer of truths and seeker of the future

Rob “Magic Daddy”
Game Master, Sutlers Lover and mean grilling machine

Nickie “Baby Bear”
Loving Lesbo Libra for life!

Mr. Magoo
Crossed-eyed and crazy, truly the brains behind the whole operation

Aaron “Wackenhut”
An elite force to be reckoned with

Oliver “Papa Cronk Jr.”
Night owl with a squishy heart

Matt “Key Master”
Booking God, BBQ Enthusiast w/Killer Dimples

Marie “Lil Pilk”
A pipe and a pilk and a heart full of gold

Mae “Loveable Rock”
If a mountain and a teddy bear had a baby

Jason “Papa Cronk”
Sound Viking and Dad to all

Syd “Squid”
Grumpy Grandpa & Gimlet Man

Kate “Drag Diva”
Tattoo artist and red neck beauty queen

Ben “Coach”
Feeding bellies and keeping the peace since 1985!

Liam “Sweet Tooth”
Delicious Organizer & Heartthrob